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Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, atomic number 26. Sometimes the periodic table of elements seems like high school, full of cliques and gossip. Hydrogen and oxygen atoms spend lots of time hanging out together while elements like Argon and Radon are loners, never bonding with others. Gold, Au, and Silver, Ag, are the rich elements, but I honestly think iron the the most popular. I can't believe iron thinks "rusty" is a term of affection!
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
Albert Einstein
'Teenagers!'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
She loves to play with string theory.
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
PET THEORIES
How Glaciations Begin
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."
"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."
Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.
'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'
"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"
'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'
'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'
The new Physics
Table Of The Elephants
Evolving/Devolving
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
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