Chemist Coach T-Shirts

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

Time Is Money

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'