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"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

Swinging

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Imagination

Children playing games

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Children playing football.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The Charge of the Kids

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'