Chemicals Engineer Gifts

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Thinking Gears

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The first car accident.

"Google car."

' A good idea '

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Light Bulb Moment

"Is it that bad?"