Cheesy Romantic T-Shirts

"I'm raven mad about you."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Carbon Dating.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Carbon Dating

Where cronuts come from.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"How nice. A truffle."

"You complete me."

Carbon Dating.

'Tasty.'

Didgeridoos