Cheerful Grad Mugs

Teacher and students.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Do you have one called Job?'

"Clever girl."

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Graduate