Graduation Excitement Mugs

Graduate

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

U of Debt

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

His Master's Thesis.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Teacher and students.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Now Firing.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

Student Debt

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

Obedience School. So, are you considering any post-grad work?

"Yale law....where did you do your pre-hell?"

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"