Graduation Excitement Prints

Graduate

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

U of Debt

His Master's Thesis.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Teacher and students.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Student Debt

"Yale law....where did you do your pre-hell?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"