Graduation Day Enthusiast Prints

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Doctor surrounded by notes.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Now Firing.

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

College tuition fees.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Clothes Make the man...

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."