Cheerful Caffeine Pillows

'More buzz for the buck.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Instant art

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Christmas Canapes

"Wine not?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Rosie Cheeks

"Good morning, world!"

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Jolly Roger

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Wine and Stripes

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

Doing the washing up.

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

She had a sunny personality. He had to wear sunblock just remain miserable.

New Year

The right curve on a smile can set a lot of things straight.

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

Don't shoot the peonies they are doing their best,

"The anti-depressants see to have worked!"

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.