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Cheerleaders

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

Jumping cheerleaders

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Love wine

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Cat on guitar

"You can do it!"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'It was very good.'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

Thanks Team

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'Here's to here.'

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Drinkers.

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'