Cheerleader Wannabe Pillows

'I really hate it when the boss gets all motivational, and when he wears a thong!'

Go team!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Congratulations on your promotion.

Cheerleaders

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

No way he's dropping the ball now! He's going, he's going...he scores!

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'