Captain Wannabe Pillows

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Reese Witherspoon

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Zorro as a child.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Battleship Bingo Night.

"At ease!"

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"