Cheeky Celebrator Gifts

Sexy Christmas.

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Bubbly

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Sticking out tongue

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

The wedding.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Easter Island

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Clean Fill Wanted

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

Castaways at Christmas

Football Fantasies

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

A Redneck Christmas

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere."