Cheddarkindred Spirit Pillows

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

For services to Tourism. . .

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Home Business - Starting Out.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

Santa Self Esteem.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Skydive

"Still, I think we should be proud that we did it as a team!"

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"That's very deep house."