Scandinavian Spirit Pillows

Finnish skier

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

For services to Tourism. . .

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Challenges of old age

"It's marzipan pigs."

Knut Sveinsson

"Maybe it's still alive."

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Ah men!' Prayer ending for a gay bishop.

Queer New Year

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Caricature of a Viking

My post got six "yikes".