Cheap Drinks Fan Pillows

"Hic!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

The Alpha Seltzer

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Baloneystini

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Friday 5.30pm.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

A complimentary biscuit

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Wishing Well

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Hipster Coffee

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Sausage

Blues Nite Pub

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

If the dragon was romantic.

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Sod off Home Hour

Let the good times roll.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Wine-O'Clock

Man Misses His Television Set

Holy Coke

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

Fish Umbrella

Superman's Final Years

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'