Cheap Drink Chaser Gifts

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

All-Candy Seder.

Running Latte

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'What a bargain!'

"I really hate sales meetings"

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"You must be the new barmaid."

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Ice cream van

Violin Balloons

"I'm back for my booster."