Chauvinism Challenger Pillows

"I wouldn't normally bother, but she's not ironed me a shirt for the morning."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Alternative Medicine

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Freedom of Speech

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

New Memer/Incumbent

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Whatever!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Voting Difficulties

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'