Bureaucracy Challenger Pillows

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

'Our company can deliver these stickers for only 9.99 euros a thousand.'

'Can you explain to me why you're not fit to work?'

'I hate it when medical waste washes up on shore. Just look at all these denial of service letters.'

'Your operation was paid for in full except for our $500 insurance forms processing fee.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

The Buck Never Stops.

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

NHS targets.

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'