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'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Do you come here often?'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Hair Style Menu

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Undertaker's Flower Box.

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Getting together to chew the fat.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Let's talk about the weather.