Chatterbox Guru Gifts

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

"He's only boring at home."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Fancy a gossip?'

'Well, I can't stand here gassing all day Ethel.'

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'