Chatterbox Champion Pillows

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Two desks manned by women - one marked 'information' the other marked 'gossip and rumors'.

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

Nice guy. It's just that once you get him started, you can't shut him up.

"Why, oh why, don't you talk back to me, my beautiful little plant...??"

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Oh, what a lovely coincidence, we've just been talking about you for ages.'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

That guy? That's Neil. He's in sales.

"I can't really talk right now. I'm busy on the phone."

Slow down dear. You are talking at twice the speed as I can listen.

"Excuse me... I don't have an inside voice!"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'She's the town gossip. We let her in free because of all the word-of-mouth advertising she generates.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'She approaching the world record for 'Consecutive Hours on the Phone'.'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

'Why do they call me Gabby? Well it's a long,long,story.'

Outspoken

'Blah, blah, blah...'

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Gabs Together

"Yes! I'm still on the phone! You knew I was a yak when you married me!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."