Chatroom Humorist Prints

'Liar chatting on the internet'

Moses on the web

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

Smoke and mirrors.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

Facebook For Dogs.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Catroom.

Multiple personalities with blogs.