Chatroom Comedian Prints

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Moses on the web

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

Content Street Vendor

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Parking validation

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

A giveaway tan line...

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

Two phones talking to one another.