Chatroom Comedian T-Shirts

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Moses on the web

"Yes, I'm alone."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

Content Street Vendor

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Parking validation

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

A giveaway tan line...

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"Hon, what's an allegory?"

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.