Chatterbox Humorist Prints

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

Moses on the web

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'The seven yeah itch.'