Chatterbox Chuckler Prints

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"She can be outspoken."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

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