Chat Queen Gifts

Chatterbox Podium

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Woman on the phone.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Retired Talk Show Host.

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'I'm in the bog!'