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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

What price beauty?

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Where do you see yourself after 5 beers?"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

I have an opening for someone like you. It's called a door.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

Why are you here?

Let's talk about the weather.

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years apart from a thousand miles from this f****** s**thole?"

Dadonomics

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Another form of performance anxiety.

Anxiety/More Anxiety

Introducing...Superegoman!

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...