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Padlocked Gate

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love for the family

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"What's a condom for?"

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Couple in bed reading guide-books

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Cautious photojournalist.

AIDS prevention

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"

'You got something against bear hugs?'

Hugs.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

Roman Condom Machine

In other news, a Kurdish group today announced plans to send humanitarian aid to British and American taxpayers...'

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

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'Here I am...just back from the beauty parlor...'