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Padlocked Gate

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

New arrival

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Love for the family

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"What's a condom for?"

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Couple in bed reading guide-books

Cautious photojournalist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

AIDS prevention

"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"

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'You got something against bear hugs?'

Hugs.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

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Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

In other news, a Kurdish group today announced plans to send humanitarian aid to British and American taxpayers...'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

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'Here I am...just back from the beauty parlor...'