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Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Letter writing lady.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Tango

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The Perfect Garden.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Houdini re-incarnated.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Up please...

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Cupid

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Guitars

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'