Charming Pets Gifts

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Romance in Pink

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Dog Jogger

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Play dead.'

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

Raccoon notepad

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

Sit! Stay!

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."