Charming Bibliophile Mugs

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Ask your computer.'

Library

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"