Charity Fundraising Gifts

1973: Movember

'What a laugh - the wimp swam it DOWNHILL!'

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

Gastric Band Aid

"Squeezing a stress ball is meant to help them cope with rejection...They get a LOT of rejections!"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Movember

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Alms Bank

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming