Charity Fundraising Gifts

1973: Movember

'What a laugh - the wimp swam it DOWNHILL!'

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

Gastric Band Aid

"Squeezing a stress ball is meant to help them cope with rejection...They get a LOT of rejections!"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Alms Bank

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.