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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Recession

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

The United States Public Debt.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'