Civic Debater Pillows

Roe v Wade overturn

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'Maybe you can't legislate morality, but you can have a lot of fun trying.'

"No. I didn't receive a Vote Remain leaflet either, but I never bother to register my vote anyway."

"I'm unable to take a position on that issue until I find out which side will get me more votes."

Elise Stefanik

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Like Minded

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Reagacentennial

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.