Charity Debater Mugs

10% of Your Money Goes to Charity

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Recession

Memory Content is King

Tucker Ratings Gold

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

The United States Public Debt.

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Foreign policy

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"