Wealth Debater Pillows

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Recession

The hourglass figure of economic injustice.

The United States Public Debt.

Like Minded

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'My opponent hates cats.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Global warming debate.