Charity Chuckles Mugs

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Me and my money are soon parted

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lemonade without borders.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.