Sustainable Chuckles Mugs

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Paper Bath Towels.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Keeping cool in 2122

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

Wind Farm

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

'Who's in charge of immigration?'

Will work for locally grown food.

"I'm a green thief."

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."