Sustainable Chuckles Mugs

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Paper Bath Towels.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

As your investors, your aunty and I would like to see some changes around the caf

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Will work for locally grown food.

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

Keeping cool in 2122

'Who's in charge of immigration?'

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

Wind Farm

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"I'm a green thief."