Sustainability Advocate Laugh-seeker Mugs

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

"This material is 80% recycled."

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Phone Book Removal Service.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"