Sustainability Advocate Laugh-seeker Mugs

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

As your investors, your aunty and I would like to see some changes around the caf

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

"This material is 80% recycled."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Phone Book Removal Service.