Charity Chuckles T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Me and my money are soon parted

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'