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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Changing Minds

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Cary Grant

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'You're an inspector now?'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

Golf Crime Scene.

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Clive James

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Personality testing...

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

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