Charge Chief T-Shirts

"I wonder why our lights have dimmed?"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Agreeable Noises

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

The Ferguson Effect

Dad’s Homework Assignment

Charge nurse

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Conflicted Chief

"We're all metric now..."

It was official. She was desperate.

Must you always be so negative?

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

Born leader

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

Police Marksman Game

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'