Character Developer Pillows

You make me want to be a better comic strip character, Betty.

Some of the deadly sins played golf today. Envy's getting jealous because pride won't stop talking about the hole-in-one he made! There was no prize money, so greed didn't play, and sloth never got out of the golf cart. Wrath and gluttony both shot 125! Wrath broke all his clubs in anger, but gluttony is going out for another 18 holes! Ah, he's a glutton for punishment.

"Please help me I'm bland"

The Computer Bore

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"You have word-ill."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Sailor boy

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Sitar Hero"

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."