Character Creator Pillows

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Did you realize that every woman here is Cindy Sherman?"

Theater Auditions. Stop worrying! Just be yourself being someone else!

'So the new villain in my book is a-.'

Charles Dickens.

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

Novelist

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"We got a call that you killed off your main character."

Ian McEwan

Reward offered

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

The Map of the human brain

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Happy Easter

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Epic Battles

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Moustached gentleman

Christopher Isherwood

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Creator's Block

Honey Costume

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Candy Corn Dracula