Character Developers Pillows

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The Computer Bore

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"You have word-ill."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

Dog playing VR fetch.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Sitar Hero"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'