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'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Tired Barbie

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

In the Days Before Coffee

'Hey, milk!'

Have you seen this toaster?

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Parkour Breakfast

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Southern Spanish Cuisine

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"One of you will have to remain behind."

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'