Chaotic Kitty Companion Gifts

"And.... Checkmate

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Baskerville Tabby.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Cat chess

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

A cat composer

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Dog Day Afternoon

I Love You Cat Poop

Cat DNA is decoded.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

"Make sure to land on all fours!"

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

I love my cat.

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'